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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:08
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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No go.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!